when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Listen to him puuuurrrr!
*SCREECH* CUTE CUTE CUTE OH OGOD
I AKJNELKJAN ECUTE I LOVE IT
NO HE DOES NOT WANT ANY DAMN MASHED POTATOES HE WANTS LOVE.
That bobcat was purring so hard my own cat came over to investigate.
He did not care about decency or his hair getting in her food or anything. He just wanted love.
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
“I only know how to exist when I am wanted. Girls like us are hardly ever wanted, you know? We’re used up and sad and drunk and perpetually waiting by the phone for someone to pick up and say we did good. Well, you did good.”Mary Lambert, “I Know Girls” (via brayofheart)
Learn how to be
lonely. Learn what it’s like to know
that you are coming home to
yourself night after night—
that empty is just another word